NEW COLONIALISM
the whole shimmering world is your oyster! every island, every sea!
jumping on the airbnb bed in my airport clothes.
doing work-from-home not-from-home workcation.
airbnb is driving up the prices of All Homes.
rent raising price gouging ceilingless.
touch the sky, tower of babel.
no limits in the new world.
smooth shiny concrete floors.
smooth shiny city streets.
polished perfect and flowerless.
no one’s home.
never work again. let your money work for you.
fly anywhere. spend anything. drink espresso pods in bulk.
eat air oil & light.
chew plastic. spit out gold.
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they’re on a plane, on a beach, in a hostel,
in a hotel, in someone else’s not-home
never-would-be home, a sliver of someone’s diverse portfolio,
they’re in a co-working lounge, they’re sitting by the pool, they’re in your phone, smiling bright as the wet sun.
they pay pennies for food. they have paid off their debt.
they are living somewhere lush with the locals,
living a slow life like the locals;
they’re basically local, for the next thirty days.
they’re just like you, or they were, before they took a risk took a leap and quit their job, their dreary draining nine-to-five, which, let’s face it, is really an eight-to-six, which is really a seven-to-eight, which is—you get the picture.
they know the wrist pain, the eye strain, the way you have to drag your feet home, drag your hand across your face, bumper-to-bumper both ways, making someone else money, paying someone else money for a place to call home, this was before they discovered the joys of working for yourself! work for you and nobody else! work smarter, not harder: make american dollars and pay nothing for rent! it’s so simple. travel anywhere—do anything—owe nothing, own everything. your life is full of opportunity. all you have to do is take it.
this whole shimmering earth is your oyster! every island, every sea! and this could be you, well-rested, well-traveled, so happy, so shiny, so bright. so much better than your dull stripped crowded polluted ratrace city. download the ten-part course to find out how to make your dreams your reality! just comment HELP ME. just comment PLEASE. just comment I FEAR NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.